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Spotted: A mysterious order sliding into our DMs with three words that set our office buzzing: ...Don't tell my wife"
And you know we love a good scandal.
Our mystery man requested zero branding, plain packaging, and absolutely no trace of Elk & Bloom's signature style.
My... my... what secrets could be hiding behind this covert operation? Who else might he possibly be buying jewellery for...
A scandal perhaps? Sources close to the workshop floor were whispering about potential drama, and you know how we love our drama.
But hold onto your jewellery boxes darlings, because this story has a twist that not even I saw coming.
When we reached out to our secretive shopper (let's call him Mr. T), we uncovered something that made even our most seasoned artisans gasp. Turns out, Mr. T wasn't hiding from scandal – he was orchestrating the surprise of the season. After 40 years of marriage to the ever-vigilant Mrs. T (who, we might add, has impeccable taste in jewellery and can spot our packaging from a block away), he was planning an anniversary surprise that would put Blair Waldorf's schemes to shame.
"She's been eyeing your Heart Collection for months," our mystery man confessed. "But she's too clever for the usual surprise tactics."
And so, dear readers, we became willing accomplices in this most delicious deception. Our signature packaging was traded for what could have passed as a hardware store delivery.
A classic case of hiding gold in plain sight – and we all know how much we love our gold.
Another requirement came through from Mr.T... Included inside the package was not only the usual gift wrapping and packaging, but a small note inscribed with "40 Years Young Together", something which would *later* make our best copywriter feel inadequate in her own writing efforts.
The Verdict?
Mrs. T was completely fooled (a feat worthy of a Queen B herself). Our sources confirm she was expecting garden supplies, only to find one of our most bestselling styles inside. The photo evidence showed a smile that would light up the Met steps – proof that even after 40 years, true love never goes out of style.
You know what they say: the best surprises come in the plainest packages. And sometimes, the most scandalous-looking orders turn out to be the most romantic of all.
...And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell.
Buy what did he get her, you ask?
Well, that's something I'm simply dying to reveal...